Funny Times

Just got my new issue of the Funny Times! It's funny if you're a Democrat, not funny if you're a Republican. But since when is anything funny to a Republican? They've never really been on the Humor Train. The Funny Times has lots of great cartoons and features Dave Barry. You know, he's actually pretty trenchant in his commentary--I know, I know, you're thinking he's the guy who writes pages and pages of unfunny stuff about golf shirts or sandpaper. But he's different in the Funny Times--he's witty! The Funny Times is bimonthly, which means it likes both guys and girls. To subscribe, call 1-888-FUNNYTIMES (1-888-386-6984, lest you think the first number given is a text message...)