Ever wonder what all the full moons for each month are called? We all vaguely know about the Harvest Moon, and maybe some of you geniuses out there have heard of the Hunter's Moon, but there's more! The Farmer's Almanac has a nice list of full moon names, complete with a description, of each month's full moon. The names are poetic and evocative--I love the Pink Moon for April and the Strawberry Moon for June!
I couldn't resist coming up with a list relevant to my world, however:
January: Dead Battery Moon
February: Still Fucking Winter Moon
March: Green Beer Moon
April: Tax Moon
May: Garage Sale Moon
June: Construction Moon
July: Fucking Humidity Moon
August: Allergy Moon
September: Still Fucking Construction Moon
October: Cross-Dressing Moon
November: Two Evils Moon
December: Cold As Hell Moon
Profit!
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Hey, remember when I trash picked a Steiff bear? Finally sold him for $100.
Why, if I do this every day, I'd have a career going!
7 years ago
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