I'm proud to announce that I have formally accepted the position of City Manager for Loserville. It formalizes a job I have already been doing for the past couple of months. There's little compensation and no benefits, but it is a great public service. Like most city managers from whichever burg or metropolis, I'm not actually from there or even live there; I just have to deal with its citizens on a daily basis.
I think I found the Grand Marshall for the big Loserville parade! This guy truly exemplifies the citizenry of Loserville...he is stunning. I didn't even have to seek him out; he came to me and right away I knew he could lead the Loserville parade.
Profit!
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Hey, remember when I trash picked a Steiff bear? Finally sold him for $100.
Why, if I do this every day, I'd have a career going!
7 years ago
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Can I be your Administrative Assistant?
-Robert
Please submit an application and a letter of reference. Loserville is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Currently Loserville is seeking qualified candidates for the positions of Whipping Boy, Dogsbody, and Village Idiot.
City Manager
Loserville, IL
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